>enjoy your memorial day weekend.

grimdarkknittingneedles:

heirofcakes:

>you’ve put the flag out on the fire escape, bought microwave hot dogs for dinner, and even found a bit of tab to go with them.

>now you’re going to kick back and hang out in your nice air conditioned apartment because this weekend is the weekend to not do anything.

>Meanwhile, you’re lounging outside despite the heat, watching cars and people pass on the city streets below.

>Focus your attention on the furious man shouting insults at a car as his face blossoms into a nice, bright shade of red. 

>sigh and stare down at your stomach as it makes noises to tell you that you’re hungry.

>with an exaggerated groan, push yourself out of the chair and walk to the fire escape window.

rose, do you want to go get food?

>enjoy your memorial day weekend.

>you’ve put the flag out on the fire escape, bought microwave hot dogs for dinner, and even found a bit of tab to go with them.

>now you’re going to kick back and hang out in your nice air conditioned apartment because this weekend is the weekend to not do anything.

announcement: we’re moving on.

((if anyone recalls, our dave just kind of decided not to have blogs on tumblr anymore. jade and dave were going to figure out what we were going to to, but jade is currently on her way to india for the majority of the summer and dave is completely apathetic. i’m declaring this a wipe, i’m not deleting old posts but we are completely starting over with the trio living together and pretending that dave was never there. he lives down in texas and we don’t usually see him. this will be true until proven otherwise.))

littleangrydork started following you

oh hey there! how are you?

A message from Anonymous


Dear Mr. Egbert, You Are The Sugoiest Of The Sugoi. You Make My Chibi Kokoro Go Doki Doki, And My Ochinchin Do a Few Things As Well.

kanaya, are you drunk?

apocalii2p:

Thanks for following me heirofcakes

i… i don’t really know what to do with this.

apocalii2p:

Thanks for following me heirofcakes

i… i don’t really know what to do with this.

>Spend your lunch shift in a completely normal way.

grimdarkknittingneedles:

heirofcakes:

so you’ve been spying on me. i feel so trusted.

>chuckle a bit.

Consider it an expression of my concern.

I’m slightly paranoid, yes, but everything was tormenting me and I was too worried and uneasy not to act.

>…

>Slightly paranoid.

i’m fine, i said i’d stop and i am. it’s not the easiest thing in the world, but it isn’t like i can afford it right now anyway.

sure, i’m glad that you care, but i can handle myself. plus, don’t you have a job?

A message from Anonymous


OH SHIT ((OH SHIT WHOOPS DAMN THERE GOES MY WHOLE JOKE I CANT EVEN BULLY FICTIONAL CHARACTERS PROPERLY LET ME DIIIIEEEEEE))

((sorry?))

whenever i check my gmail:

Rose: ḯ̵̢̲͔̤̙̖͕͙m̸̻̮̟͇̟̬͙̀ͧ̂̈́̄͜͝ ̛̦̠̳̦̺̩̮̉̂̋̑̈́͠s̸̯̼ͤ͝ȯ̴̰̘ͦ̀̕R̡̡͓̮͉̲͒͊ͯͧͭ̌ͦR̵͓͋ͫ͂ͫ̓ͯy̝̺͈̟͐͑̇̃͂ͣ̓̍ͨ͢ ̑ͯ̈́̓҉͍̟͚̱͟j̜͗ǫ̔ͧ̏͏̣̼͔̩̥̖̣̫h̓͊̈ͩ͡҉̣N̠̞̜̯̭̭͈ͣ̄͂̐͂̕ͅ

i am at risk for this. i’m really not even sure what she means. it still freaks me out.

A message from Anonymous


ooh, touchy. careful with the bullies, your mommy can't exactly protect you

technically my mom is nanna, so she actually can. i wouldn’t expect you to understand the specifics of that though, ectobiology seems like it would be too complex for someone like you.